Recueuil de Jokes

"Il ma demander «Comment ca va» faque je lui ai repondu avec 3 textes, 3 verses"
Source: Musique ''Comment ca va'' Par Online

"Ok, savez vous qui as inventé le Steak haché?
Un lépreux qui apprenais a jouer de la guitare"
Source: Émission ''Coup de foudre'' à Musiqueplus

(break-up quote) (thinkexist.com)
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips.